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THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
Physicist Costast Efhimiou has claimed to have proof that vampires, ghosts and zombies do not exist. Finally, Fox Mulder can stop searching for such creatures and spend more time searching for the truth.

BRITS NOT SO CHEEKY
The Office of National Statistics (Britain) just released data that claims, contrary to popular belief, that Brits aren’t quite as promiscuous as some may think — one more reason why English boys are hotter than their American counterparts.

A ROCKIN’ NEW YEARS EVE
Dick Clark is returning this year (next year as well?) as the co-host of New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. Now if only they would replace Ryan Seacrest, the host, with Martha Stewart, all would be well in this world.

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KING OF CLOTHING
Baywatch babe David Hasselhoff is planning to launch his own clothing line. What more could you ask for from the self-proclaimed modern-day Elvis? Perhaps a reality check for the poor soul.

OOPS, SHE DID IT AGAIN
Britney Spears has offically named her second child Jayden James Federline. Luckily, it only took her six weeks to get around to naming her child. Am I the only one wondering why she had a second child in the first place?

WAS IT AN OVERDOSE?
Never at a loss for words, Rush Limbaugh accused Parkinson’s disease-stricken Michael J. Fox of not taking his medication or playing-up his condition for the cameras in recent political ads. Limbaugh did apologize later for the comments. While I tend to think that Limbaugh was suffering from an overdose of OxyContin, there’s no excuse.