Dear Editor,
I and my fellow cave dwellers can no longer remain silent. Brad Jackman’s articles have forced us to come out of the dark recesses of The Cave (our apartment) and state this one simple phrase … get over it, Brad!
‘No Respect for Men’? ‘Dear John letters’? We have heard and read many things before (screeching bats, cave paintings) but this most certainly tops it all.
So what if men are stereotyped? Everyone is stereotyped. Do you think that here in the Cave we eat raw meat? (Recently, we mastered the magic heat box, a.k.a stove)You can’t take offense over everything, it is absolutely absurd. So you want respect for men? How about starting with yourself, before jumping in front of the world.
Then there’s the Dear John letters. Brad, so what some if some girl wrote you off on your mission, and you wish to gain retribution. (Darth Vader theme music plays.) We don’t need to know, so why don’t you write to ‘Dear Abby’ instead of the whole campus. Or better yet, keep your problems hidden in your Cinderblock Palace (your apartment), where no prying eyes can mock you (people other than your roommates).
All in all, we certainly hope that your life goes better. Just don’t bother us with it; we have clubs.